Ants

So, these two ants were hangin' out one day.

By the pond, they started talking.

"In my previous life, I was a devout, religious lady. I spent a lifetime dedicated to the cause of the Lord. I read from the Holy Book everyday, spent nine hours in the temple, observed fasts, did not sin, nothing."

The other ant replied in astonishment.

"You ought to be kidding. My life was the same gig. Everyday spent reading His texts, attending kirtans, passionately seeking His abode. You know, let me tell you this, .. ."

It seemed like a heart-aching monologue was in the making, when suddenly, the two of them got trampled by a human shoe.

On its way to the temple.