The Jignes Patel is horny. He looks at 'Sex' on voting forms and gets turned on. He is The Jignes Patel. The Jignes Patel picks up Playboy mag and calls out to his friends for a game of cricket. Play-Boy. He calls Jhamkudi at night. Jhamkudi, his girlfriend. Jhamkudi abuses Jignes, "Fucker, I am not a call girl!" and hangs up. Such is The Jignes Patel.
That night, The Jignes Patel met Jhamkudi for dinner. She extended her deadline until 8.30 p.m. for this special occasion. The Jignes Patel called for Jain chicken for dinner. The ones that grow on trees. Jhamkudi was looking stunning that evening. Oh, incorrect grammar. She looked stunned. The Jignes Patel was dressed in a black vest and tight trousers. If you recollect, The Jignes Patel is 5 feet 11 inches and weighs 49 kilos. But then, he is The Jignes Patel.
And then, something unbelievable happened. The Jignes Patel undressed and made love to Jhamkudi on the dinner table. You see, Jhamkudi asked for Coke in her cocky style. And therefore, amidst falling food, The Jignes Patel finally lost it. His sanity too.
But even in this insane moment, The Jignes Patel used what most sane men don't. A condom.
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